Case DOGLAR-0001
Subject: at large
Untraced for —
Missing/ Last seen northbound/ On a bicycle

Have you seen this dog?

One frame of dashcam footage. A backpack nobody has opened. $DOGLAR is the search party — and every trade pays its holders in Palantir stock.

$DOGLAR
Paired against PLTR
Trade on Pons
Grainy dashcam still: a dog seated upright on a bicycle, wearing a black backpack, riding along a road in traffic.
Cam 04 · Dash
Rec
2026-08-24 07:41:16
Frames
1
Matches
0
Status
At large

Missing

Please read · Do not remove
The same dashcam still, reproduced as a photocopy on the missing poster.

Have you seen this dog?

Name
Unknown. He never gave one.
Breed
Undetermined
Wearing
Black backpack
Riding
Bicycle, cruiser frame
Seen
Once, through a windshield
Reward offered Paid in Palantir stock No questions asked
$DOGLAR
$DOGLAR
$DOGLAR
$DOGLAR
$DOGLAR
$DOGLAR
$DOGLAR
$DOGLAR

Take a tab. Tell someone.

01

Subject dossier

Compiled from 1 frame
Classification
Canine, unidentified
Posture
Upright. Seated. Composed.
Vehicle
Bicycle, single-speedFrame appears too large for the operator. The operator disagrees.
Cargo
Backpack, blackContents unresolved. Thermal inconclusive.
Heading
Northbound
Licence
None presented
Helmet
None
Infractions
0He signalled. Analysts confirmed it twice.
Threat level
Negligible
Charm level
Critical
02

Sighting log

Unverified
07:41:16Conf. 94.1%

Dashcam capture, northbound lane. Subject observed holding a straight line at approximately 14 km/h. One frame recovered.

07:41:19Conf. 88.0%

Subject signalled a left turn. Correctly. The signal was not required.

09:02:44Conf. 61.5%

Backpack flagged for review. Contents unresolved across three passes. The strap is adjusted properly, which implies assistance, which implies an accomplice.

11:20:03Conf. 44.2%

Second analyst assigned. Second analyst requested leave.

14:07:51Conf. 99.8%

Recognition pass returned a single result: GOOD BOY. The result was rejected by the reviewer and returned again on appeal.

17:55:12Conf. 30.9%

Subject reported entering a bike lane. Lawfully. No action available.

23:47:00Conf. 00.0%

Cross-referenced against every record held. Zero matches. The dog is not in the system. The dog has never been in the system.

—Open

Search ongoing.

03

Why it trades in PLTR

Robinhood Chain

The finest surveillance apparatus ever built. It cannot find one dog on a bike.

$DOGLAR is not quoted in ETH. Every buy and every sell settles in PLTR — tokenised shares of Palantir Technologies, the company whose entire product is finding things that would rather not be found.

It has satellites, graph databases and a decade of contracts. The dog has a bicycle and a backpack. The dog is winning.

Holding $DOGLAR is a position denominated in the search itself. The harder they look, the better the pair reads.

Ticker
$DOGLAR
Quote asset
PLTR · Palantir Technologies
Pair address
0x894E1EC2D74FFE5AEF8Dc8A9e84686acCB964F2A
Chain
Robinhood Chain · 4663
Launchpad
Pons
Creator fee
2.00% → holders
Fee sharing
On at launch · pro-rata
Graduation
0.000 PLTR47.065 PLTR
04

The reward

Paid in PLTR

Every trade pays you in Palantir stock.

Holder fee sharing is switched on at launch. The 2% creator tax charged on every $DOGLAR trade is not kept by anyone — Pons splits it across everyone holding the token, weighted by balance, and pushes it out to their wallets.

It arrives as PLTR, because PLTR is the quote asset of the pair. No claiming, no staking, no lock-up. Hold the dog, receive the stock.

  1. 01

    Someone trades

    A 2% creator tax comes off every buy and every sell, denominated in PLTR.

  2. 02

    Pons splits it

    The launchpad routes the entire creator fee to holders rather than a creator wallet, pro-rata by how much $DOGLAR each address holds.

  3. 03

    It lands in your wallet

    Pushed out as tokenised Palantir shares, to the same wallet holding the token. Nothing to sign.

Illustration only What 2% of volume works out to. Not a forecast — $DOGLAR may trade nothing at all.
Volume in a daySplit among holders
$10,000$200 in PLTR
$100,000$2,000 in PLTR
$1,000,000$20,000 in PLTR
05

Report a sighting

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